I pitty all toads that cross my yard this summer.
You will become an instant pet.
You will be hauled around and fought over for at least an hour.
You will be tossed into the swimming pool at least half a dozen times just to see if you can swim.
You will have a home built in the cooler.
The lid will be shut for a half day and a night.
The fact that you survived till morning will testify of your resilance.
Are you toad enough? This guy was!
BEWARE!
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